Interesting characteristics of the most redneck vehicle ever created:
- Homemade spray-painted camouflage big truck. Not just any homemade camo either, it had a reverse stencil of a maple leaf strategically placed here and there. (Reverse stencil: hold leaf to car, spray paint around it. Tada)
- Really big tires.
- Lots of mud to prove those really big tires were necessary
Anyway, what made this truck special was the hood ornament. A deer skull with a massive antler rack sat front and center, likely obstructing the view of the driver at least a little bit. The skull actually may have started out a taxidermied head, what I saw seemed a bit fuzzier than bone would look and I imagine that wind buffeting the hood of a traveling car is enough to blast the fur off. I've never tested this theory, but I speculate.
Rest assured, next time I will have the mental capacity to take a picture. I'm not leaving the house without my camera until I get a shot!
Some things simply require documentation.