The special case of two very similar words with the same meaning bugs me. What's so special about feeling the urge to hurl that needs two naus+suffix words to express it? And it's not just one naus+suffix word that has the same meaning. There's a nauseous/nauseated combo, and there's also a nauseous/nauseating combo. Is it something to do with the same illustrative mechanism that causes us to have a million ways to say blowing-chunks? (This could get its series of posts. I have no idea why puking euphemisms make me laugh, I am older than 12, but 'Shouting Groceries' might be the best vomit euphemism ever.)
This pattern doesn't work with other illness-related words ending with -ous. For instance:
- Infectious. To infect someone. You can say infected, which doesn't mean the same thing, but you can't say infectiated. No infectiating.
- Contagious. Could spread disease. There's even fewer options for contagious. No contagiated. No contaged. No contagiating.
Instead, I call for a ban on all other forms of naus+suffix words. Seems like nauseous can mean anything anyway, at least this way I only have to remember how to spell one version of this word. Even if this plan does mean supporting a word which has more vowels than is healthy. Seriously, three vowels in a row? Pfft.
This totally cracked me up. I can't count the number of times I've just used nauseated because I can't spell nauseous! I still had to look at your post to remember how to spell it just now.
ReplyDeleteI always punk out when it might make me look like an illiterate goob. Even now I'm like... I know how to spell it! (I think. . . . where's the damned dictionary!? PAH)
DeleteI vote for removing all naus+words too!!! Anyways I don't usually life tough spelling words :p
ReplyDeletewe gotta have one, unless I get to ad-lib every sick-tummy feeling from now on! I could go for that. Just don't expect anything as brilliant as Shouting Groceries!
Deleteargh... typo :) life = *like
ReplyDeleteHilarious post. I think the English language deserves some good bitch posts. I guess there is 'contagion' but that's not interchangeable with contagious. Pft. Who came up with this stuff? I'D like to know who's to blame for flammable and inflammable meaning the same thing. Uh, what??
ReplyDeleteWait, do those mean the same thing? I think one means it can catch fire, and one that it can't... Though, why can't they just say flammable and NOT flammable. That is so much clearer, nd it won't lead to questionable double-negative combinations like irregardless. Means exactly the same as regardless, but people kept getting it confused with irregarding(which is another stupid word that means without regard...) It'd be so much better to just say... no regard for... BUT Noooo. Who can we write about this nonsense?
DeleteLOL, I work for a telephone answering service, and take many calls for Dr's. I always spell it out nauseated instead of the other way. You'd be totally amazed if you knew all of the forms of all of the redundant medical terms out that these educated Dr's and nurses and hospital staff use on a daily basis.
ReplyDelete-Debbie
Now I want to know all the other words so I can be cranky about them! But it's good to know others share my nauseous-spelling shame. It's a stupid word anyway :)
Delete